On Guard, Rain! The Sabre Umbrella is Here

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Finally an umbrella that is fun to hold under any circumstance! Welcome Sabre Umbrella!

I will admit that I despise the very notion of carrying and keeping track of an umbrella just to ward off rain. Aside from the pelting liquid bullets not being much of a bother, personally, I never wanted to remain dry so long as I had to spend a lot of time and energy worrying over an umbrella.

What do I mean?

Well, if the wind is blowing hard, there is the sail-likeness to umbrellas that nearly pull the device from one’s hand, or pulls one – umbrella and all – down the slick pavement as though there were roller skates strapped on.

And then you have to remember the not-too-inexpensive umbrella, as it is carried everywhere, and being wet does not go well with others, such as papers in a pack or suitcase. Umbrellas stay out of the bags and are often left behind unless they are thought on and cared for constantly.

The Sabre Umbrella has solved my issue, however, because it is a fun piece that will always remain light in the hand. I do not like umbrellas, normally, but attach one to an actual sabre with a sturdy and spiffy hilt, and I am now in love.

Who would not want a sword that hangs on the shoulder, with its sexy handgrips protruding from a black wrap (which is actually the umbrella folded up) looking absolutely positively bad-ass?

And it is fun to play with! Normal umbrellas beware the forty dollar Sabre Umbrella is sharp!

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