It’s real, people. Well, almost — The Abduction Lamp is in its conceptual stages for now, but we’ve got a hunch this one will get picked up for production quickly. Lasse Klein got the idea for the abduction lamp one night as he was driving past a lighting store admiring how the glow fell from one of the lamps. The impression stuck and he soon began creating the model for a lamp of his own: a light source inside the UFO body (supported by a beam of frosted glass) illuminates the craft’s windows, and its soon-captured victim. In this case, a poor helpless cow.
You laugh now, but listen folks — you just never know what’s lurking over your pasture late at night… Heck, there are even online communities assembled to save helpless farm animals from alien abduction! Odds are good that the invaders will steer clear of any houses with this quirky lamp in the window. The voices told us so.
