Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens is nearly here, and with the long awaited flick comes the Geek Weekly kitchenware we have all been dreaming of with the gorgeously detailed Star Wars Planetary Glassware Set.
Check out the detail in these planetoids glasses!
Though we hate to bombard readers with two Geek Weekly posts in one week, this has precedent, as the abrasive desert world of Tatooine glass goes too well with the Star Wars Lightsaber Flatware we reported earlier.
The planets are legend, as is the “that’s no moon . . . it’s a space station” Death Star.
And we know you want to impress your guest and fellow nerds alike while serving them a frothy beverage at your own cantina.
Should you do anything less than provide the right frozen margarita in a Hoth glass the consequences could be severe.
A Dagobah glass filled with anything but a swampy liquid could anger the people.
And you do not want to piss off your friends in Mos Eisley.
Expect the threat if you do: “I don’t like you either. You watch yourself. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.”
The Star Wars mythology has become a modern religion, and the fifty-dollar Star Wars Planetary Glassware Set of six is oh so sacred.
From a product standpoint, the set of four planets Alderaan, Dagobah, Hoth, and Tatooine, one moon in Endor, and “that’s-no-moon” Death Star are made of sturdy glass (no BPA infused plastic garbage here, folks).
Though expensive and not dishwasher safe, the intrinsic detailed high-temperature heat wrapped ten ounce glasses are extraordinarily pleasant on the eyes.
So shoot first like Han Solo (I do not care what George says about my anti-hero, I have the original film), because the supply of these officially licensed Star Wars set is a ThinkGeek exclusive and is very limited.
Now the planet of Alderaan may be broken, but the glass works fine!