There is an unnatural and unearthly groan from the next cubicle over. There is a threat: “I’ve got me eye on you.” The only response: hurl a live piranha at the office zombie and let it bite into his eyeball!
Fluik, the makers of the “Office Jerk” game for Droids and iPhones, have crafted a seasonally fun version that allows for the torturing of the office jerk to be even more necessary . . . because in “Office Zombie” the target is, well, a creature of the undead.
What is worse than a bespectacled office know-it-all that is hell-bent on ruining your gruelingly long day of work with repetitive nagging?
How about if the comrade in arms at the corporate base is in fact a loudly breathing (or groaning), smelly (rotting skin does it), and persistent (in not dying) zombie?
Fun at the office has never been more addictive, as the work atmosphere gifts the wielder of the “Office Zombie” App with various in-house weapons to beat and maim the jerk with.
The player starts out with unlimited hammers (that can be stuck in the gooey eyeballs with a strategic throw), piranhas, and bear traps, and each consecutive striking of the office zombie, such as excruciatingly snagging the zombie’s hand in a trap, yields more points.
But beware because all of the points cease to exist once you miss your mark. So continue to split the heads off the office zombie, literally, with the hatchets, teddy bear bombs, bricks, and cactus, because every office’s jerk deserves to be taught a lesson (even if he is undead).
