What fortune could be more balanced, more objective, more believable, and more clutch than pure, unbiased chance?
An 8 Ball? No, you see very few precognitive methods are as fun as the Magic Geek Ball, and it makes decisions for you!
There is no geek on the planet that can spend an entire lifetime deprived of the fantastically foreshadowing insight of the age-old Magic 8 ball. It has been an affordable means of fortitude for the indecisive or the gambling types for decades.
But there is a new captain of the spaceship in the Magic Geek Ball!
The 3.75 inch (in diameter) Magic Geek eight ball is the standard taser grade size, weight, and appearance of its technologically ancient predecessor.
But in place of the boring “Yes”, “No”, “Maybe” replies of the former shaken ball, the Magic Geek Ball comes at you – for less than eight bucks – with twenty newly coined terms of essential geekitude.
The Magic Geek Ball will tell the consumer that their spoken question is irrevocably a “404 Error” or possibly even a “Fail”.
And the Magic Geek Ball is compatible across all platforms and with all operating systems.
Who could not do with receiving a smiley face, via a text “:)”, answer to a distressingly dumb question?
Shake and ask, “Did she cheat on me?”
Geek Ball: “Can Has”.
Did that waitress just hit on me?
Geek Ball: “LOL”.
You might find the Magic Geek Ball a little too smart, but it is certainly a fun endeavor and a great gift idea.
