So you want to have some fun shooting off some industrial size rubber bands but you can’t afford the Cadillac of rubber band guns? Then the Fireband is for you.
Listen, I know you are too cool to sling a rubber band around your finger and shoot it old school style, that is why we hunted for a cheaper alternative.
The Fireband comes with 20 eyeball liquefying 12 inch rubber bands so you will be ready to aggravate everyone in the office right out of the box.
Before you do that, the retailer of this gun wants you to know…
“This is NOT a toy. We repeat… this is NOT a toy. Do not fire this gun at any person or animal!”
Which leads us to ask… if it is not a toy, then what the hell is it?