Simon Says Alarm Clock (Destined-to-be-Destroyed)

My typical wake-up routine:

7:05 – Alarm goes off. I hit snooze.
7:14 – Alarm goes off. I hit snooze.
7:23 – Alarm goes off. I get out of bed.

Pretty standard, until now. UrbanTrend has just announced a new product that will put an end to snoozing and the unintentional, half-asleep shut-off-the-alarm-completely (popular on Monday and Friday mornings). It’s the Memory Game Alarm Clock and it works like Simon Says. You have to follow, remember and then repeat back a patterned sequence of lights before the alarm will shut itself off. The idea is that by the time you actually figure it out, you’ll be awake and unable to fall back asleep.

Buy this for your special someone and you might see a new morning wake-up routine:

7:05 – Alarm sounds, fumble around, pick up flashing light box, hit random buttons.
7:06 – Whip strange flashing light box at the wall.
7:06:05 – Go back to sleep.