Geek Weekly: Doctor Who TARDIS Book Light with Secret UV Pen

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What is a Time Lord to do when the lights go out, the Sonic Screwdriver’s busted, and there is an important book left unread? Break out the Doctor Who TARDIS Book Light!

We’ve all been there. Your girlfriend will not allow one more impractical piece of nostalgia, toy, or Doctor Who memorabilia – regardless of its invaluable collectability – without the object in question having use beyond being cool like bow ties. Fret no longer, because this TARDIS doubles as a Time Lord’s Book Light.

I know what you are thinking Geek Weekly scholars:

River Song said “no spoilers” and now the Doctor is trying to read her secret time traveler’s book in the dark. Well that might have been how this compact version of the TARDIS got to be invented to power a small blue book light for less than seventeen bucks.

And if the danger looms throughout the ages, if the Daleks begin threatening messengers for word of the Time Lord with the phrase EXTERMINATE, and if a secret message that you need to reach your comrade is too sensitive to email, or write down, then the Doctor Who TARDIS Book Light’s UV pen will more than suffice.

Use the UV pen to scrawl hidden messages that only the sapphire gaze of the TARDIS Book Light can reveal! And let’s not ignore the most powerful tool at the Doctor’s disposal: the TARDIS herself. She’s one sexy girl and without her, the Doctor wouldn’t be able read in the dark!

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One Response to “Geek Weekly: Doctor Who TARDIS Book Light with Secret UV Pen”

  1. Only one problem, no one reads books anymore. My 87 year old neighbor has a kindle.

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