Your mom was right, great things do come in small packages — especially when it involves hijacking the TV at your local bar whenever you feel like it. Here’s the tiny Ninja Remote, ready and able to take over all major brands of TV sets with a push of a button without being discovered.
Palm-sized at 2.3″ x 1.4″ x. .25″, with a slight flick of the wrist you can change the volume or channel, hit the mute button or turn the power on/off on most televisions.
To tune into your local boob tube, just point the remote at the intended target and press the mute button for a few seconds — once the TV goes to mute, you know you’re on the right frequency. As the barkeep scrambles to find out why the sound just cut, start planning your next move, and keep a careful eye on that shifty looking guy at the end of the bar, he may be on to you.
At $8.99, you can almost afford to get rushed and lose the piece over someone missing the “best play of the season”; what price high jinks, right?