There are two things you could always count on seeing during any episode of MTV Cribs: hearing some chucklehead pointing at his bed proclaim “this is where the magic happens” and then having them shove their DVD copy of Scarface in front of the lens. Apparently in the training sessions for the newly rich there’s a bulleted list of items and declaratives one must commit to memory; I wonder if they’ll be adding the Scarface Gun Lamp.
As Tony knows, in this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get the women.
If you’ve been carefully building your Al Pacino room and already have the Horse Head Pillow, this is the next must have. The infamous machine gun makes an eye-catching base for the graphic lampshade screened with film shots from Tony’s last stand at the mansion. There are even a few shiny bullets on the silver base, just in case. Available for $44.98, it’s time to scare the cockroaches.
