There are some days when you think, wouldn’t it be great to have a briefcase that will keep everything safe? If you have a job where bullets are constantly whizzing by and you’ve grown tired of explaining the holes in your briefcase, then this bulletproof attaché may be just the thing for you.
Yes, it’s bulletproof.
The Tegra-Lite Bulletproof Attaché is certainly not for those with normal, boring jobs who have weak arms. Oh no. There are only 28 of these bad boys available and it’ll cost $6,000. If that’s not enough, without any documents inside, the attaché weighs a whopping 12 pounds. So you can stay fit while you look cool.
This badass bulletproof briefcase has 65 layers of a polypropylene thermoplastic composite used to create body armor and is bulletproof to NIJ Standard 0108.01 Threat Level I. Of course there’s a combination lock to keep the contents safe from prying eyes (and hands). Naturally there’s a false bottom interior and a handcuff ring. There’s even a pocket for your iPad, if you happen to be a spy that likes Apple.
What more could you ask for? Well the attaché does NOT protect the handler, so if you happen to be in a dire situation, it’s more than likely that only the Tegra-Lite will make it out in one piece.
If you’re looking for quality stylish travel luggage, Tumi is definitely an excellent place to go, even if you’re not a spy. And thanks to this blatant publicity stunt you’ll now know they currently hold 25 patents for their design and engineering breakthroughs and their products are available in over 65 countries.
Why do you work if you’re not going to splash your money around and brag about the bullet stopping capabilities of your briefcase?
