Wind-Up Freud Pillow

Tell me about your childhood… Ever had one of those friends that constantly needs to dump their emotional baggage on your doorstep? Played barstool therapist a few times too many? Take a classic passive-aggressive stab at the problem and start gifting the Wind-Up Freud Pillow to all of your troubled friends — now they can bitch and moan in the comfort of their own home with a silkscreened Freud at their ear. Doubly hilarious: there’s a wind up music box buried in the fluff stuffing that plays “Memories (The Way We Were)”. Made of 100% cotton, the conversational pillow is available from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild for $32.95.