kSafe Stays Closed Until You Meet Your Goal

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Do not fret over hiding the cookie jar from hungry minions again, because the kSafe is here to add willpower and this smart safe will not open until you have reached the connected app’s goal.

kSafe

Can you override the lock before doing the time, distance, or location-based goal?

Nope! Sorry but your iPhone or your Droid has just commandeered your safe and the only thing that will get your precious out and into your hand, gollum, is completing the mission you set.

As a consolation prize the kSafe does come in a black that is very reminiscent of the sleek iMac Pro. When you get closer to your goal the lit top expands based on the percentage.

kSafe-App

Originally presented on the Shark Tank as the Kitchen Safe, this fully funded Kickstarter has added versatility to its ironclad locking mechanism, because video game controllers, tablets, and yes, even Cap ‘N Crunch cereal can be stowed away until the goal of walking a certain amount of time or reaching a certain destination – ahem, the gym – unlocks the app friendly jar.

For all of you little boys (aged above or below 32) who cannot resist eating an entire sleeve of Girl Scout Thin Mints at once, look out!

Vices are not sins, but merely doing too much of a thing; so lock up that TV remote when the project is due at work or school, and wait until the time you set is up so our weak resistance to our vices does not undo our true goals.

For $89 you can get your own early bird kSafe unit, all that I ask is that you please (and by ‘please’ I am begging on my hands and knees here, folks) do not tell my wife about this.

I would hate to see my days of Oreo’s diminish faster than the Ring of Power in Mt. Doom’s volcano, but it would trim down that protruding gut…

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