The mother of all letter openers and comic/TV Memorabilia is here in the Walking Dead Michonne’s Sword Letter Opener Set!
While the post office continues to function in the wake of the zombie apocalypse, one must be ready with a handy weapon that doubles as a letter opener.
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds [Inscription above the entrance to the New York City Post Office on 8th Avenue].
And if our sturdy mailmen and mailwomen are to continue their holy jobs and uphold the mainstay of communications for society in the US (especially when all electronics goes down and letter to hand is the only way to communicate across distances when renewable energy has caught on far too little and far too late), then they too could use the Walking Dead Michonne’s Sword Letter Opener Set.
Give ‘em a katana any day!
The uses of this Geek Weekly treasure are innumerable.
For fans of Robert Kirkman’s Walking Dead comic book series and hit TV shows (think ahead Fear the Walking Dead will be a success too), this officially licensed and produced walker head stand housing a miniature version, that is quite detailed, of Michonne’s trusty samurai sword is quite invaluable.
The price is currently ninety bucks, US, for this Walking Dead Zombie Letter Opener.
When you consider how snazzy it looks on the desk and how useful it is for slicing and dicing letters in a very efficient fashion and the fact that it will double as a portable dagger with a pointy end ready to pierce the decrepit zombie biters’ skulls with one jab, I’d say this is a bargain.
Michonne is also my personal favorite character.
And I want one of these openers oh so badly!