Heat up your bagels and fulfill the Dark Side of the toast … literally with the official Star Wars Darth Vader Toaster.
The new film is not even out yet, and Darth’s helmet returns!
We are talking about a nearly life-size Darth Vader helmet cut open at the top to admit two multi-grain baguettes for heating, toasting, or – using Sith lightning, perhaps – charring the toast to your most edible of states.
Who knew the Emperor employed a full-on cannibal capable of not just fighting his own son to the hand, I mean death, oh you know what I mean but also acts as the geek’s ultimate kitchen appliance.
We are talking about the coolest thing since sliced bread, which is literally what allowed for toasters to fit slices in so neatly to these simple droid-like devices and then craft the perfect measure of texture and butter melting surface.
This thing even brands the official “Star Wars” logo on one side of the bread so you remember that Darth is boss.
Now the downside of the memorabilia that also toasts your bread is that it is fifty dollars. I’ll say that again: fifty bucks for a two slice toaster.
If it was not so darn cool with its compact Two-Slice Toaster with Cool-Touch Housing function, a reheat, defrost, and quick stop controls, adjustable thermostat (the Sith have complete control of the Force involved here), an automatic manual switch-off, and a removable crumb tray for easy-peasy “Luke, I am your father” cleaning capabilities, this one would not be worth the money.
Just bear in mind, if you pass this up Star Wars fans, you may get choked out by the Dark Lord of the Sith himself for making light of his offer of snazzy toast.
