Electric Marshmallow Toaster

What happened to the good old days when you could just put a marshmallow on a stick, burn it, and watch it fall into a campfire? This marshmallow toaster is a classic example of how fat and lazy Americans are getting. We can’t even spin a marshmallow on a stick anymore? We need to just sit back, push a button and evenly slow roast our s’mores in the comfort of our homes over our fake gas powered fireplaces.

I love the hype on the product sales page that paints this as the greatest invention ever. I mean don’t get me wrong, I think this thing is cool, and it might make for a funny gift but, I doubt it will revolutionize the way we all roast marshmallows.