It’s Friday night, and the pizza delivery is on the way thanks to one push of the magical Click’N’Pizza Button!
Throw out your old-fashioned paper menu and your outdated pizza magnet for the newest and brightest technological advance since the wheel: the La Comanda Click’N’Pizza Button.
Stick this little circular screen magnet to your fridge and press the button to order.
It is that simple.
The thrilling and often chaotic life as a writer in need of the steamy and savory perfection known as New York pizza – or just pizza for those of you from elsewhere, folks – leaves little time to go through the wallet and call, queue up the cash, and tip the pizza man.
With the Click’N’Pizza all that is needed is to order the Button your way.
Each Click’N’Pizza Button is custom-made to contain your payment information, address, and your four favorite orders, of course.
Simply spin the iPod-like dial around the screen to choose another combination of chicken and pineapple, or simply push the button once for your standard, tried, and true meatball fair.
The order will hit the local shop and the order will be bought and paid for and delivered!
Pizza Hut is already on board to have their own Click’N’Pizza Buttons all over the US, and more pizza parlors are sure to follow as the revolution takes hold.
Too often the Carpel Tunnel Syndrome is kicking in and prying the cracking fingers from the keyboard and then into the motion of dialing on a phone, let alone pulling cash tender or heavy plastic credit cards from the leather billfold, cause me to seize up and prevent the final rewarding process of opening up the pizza box and breathing in the deliciousness (before chowing down).
But for now, the pain of pizza ordering can be forgotten thanks to the Click’N’Pizza Button.
Winter is coming! Wait, no, that’s Martin’s Game of Thrones.
Push that button and watch as the Click’N’Pizza Button says:
Pizza is coming!