Nothing has augmented the power of the Internet like the discovery of being able to spread cute pictures of cats and cat-inspired revelry, and now Cat Egg Molds have come to dominate our breakfast, brunch and dinner forever!
There are cat people and there are dog people.
There are people that love cats and dogs.
But there are no cat lovers on earth that would not relish in the opportunity to eat endearing eggs sculpted to represent a feline head. Or are there?
Tell me these Cat Egg Molds are not ADORABLE.
Have I gone too far?
Well the gurus at Egg Addiction certainly do not think so, as their fans have crowdfunded for $28,000 more than their Kickstarter goal in the opening days of the Cat Egg Molds campaign.
Now I love cats, kittens, and my twenty-one pound catzilla, Cosmo (he may be part bobcat but the DNA testing has not come back yet on that).
But these are cat face eggs, folks!
I would be remiss if I did not suggest people are collectively losing their minds over anything and everything cat related that walks its furry paws onto on the vast planetary safari, otherwise known as the Internet.
Twelve dollars on Kickstarter will earn you a fraction of a penny’s worth of cheap silicone rubber that is declared by Egg Addiction to be “BPA & Led Free”.
Does that mean there could be lead in the product? You’ve got me.
Soon entire stores filled with young, middle-aged, and old hipster cat lovers will be lining up outside newly opened cat-themed restaurants, where everything on the menu, including the eggs, is kitty shaped.
As cat names become more elaborate, like the infamous feral Astoria tomcat Lawrence of Arabia who refused his owners’ attempt at nurturing and left to make his way on the streets, or the junkyard cat in It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Agent Jack Bauer, the demand for Kitten Mittens and Cat Egg Molds is rising incredibly.
And the rate of ever-growing cat-ness is growing exponentially!
Heaven help the eggs.
